Sunday, July 11, 2010

Unearthbound Hair Styles

So yesterday, I was assaulted by two asian Elvis impersonators while trying to catch a stray butterfly. They pulled out stainless steel combs and tried to beat me. Luckily my lifelong training in Amish Kung-fu saved me. Only their ample head fluff prevented me from bashing in their miniscule brains. Life is strange. And that's just the way I like it.

Second Post...since the first was a raging success


Here is a second post. Things are under construction here at EAN. My amish elves are hard at work dragging in content from the interwebs.......and the real world thingy. Stay tuned. Big things are on the way. Bigger than barns.

Released the Kraken!


The very first post. History has been dented. Paradigm shifting has begun!