
So yesterday, I was assaulted by two asian Elvis impersonators while trying to catch a stray butterfly. They pulled out stainless steel combs and tried to beat me. Luckily my lifelong training in Amish Kung-fu saved me. Only their ample head fluff prevented me from bashing in their miniscule brains. Life is strange. And that's just the way I like it.
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